Anna and the Indian politics

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Anna and the Indian politics

Postby *~Pranjal~* » August 27th, 2012, 1:16 pm

  

A Plane was about to crash.There were only 4 parachutes but 5 persons on board.

The 1st person was Katrina and she said: "U know, I'm the most in demand so I can't die now" She took 1 parachute and left.

The 2nd was Ambani said:"You know I'm the richest man in India and I'm not that old to die" so, he took the 2nd parachute and left.

Then, the 3rd, Indian P.M Manmohan said: "You know I'm d smartest prime minister in the world, so I can't die now" He took 1 and left.

Now Anna Hazare and a little schoolgirl were left.
Anna said to her: "Take the last 1, I'll sacrifice my life for you".

The little girl replied: "but there are two parachutes left !!

Manmohan took my school bag and jumped"
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