Bush & Obama were sitting in a bar.
A Guy approaches and inquires, "What are you guys up to?"
Bush, “We are planning for World War III."
Guy, “Really, what's going to happen?"
Bush," Well, this time we are going to kill 140 Million Muslims and Angelina Jolie!"
Guy, "Angelina Jolie? Why, Angelina Jolie?"
Bush Turns to Obama and says, "See! I told you, no one would worry about 140 Million Muslims!!!!!!!!”