Funky humor will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Joke types clean jokes, dirty jokes, funny jokes comedy and ... more......
Reply
#77731 by *~Pranjal~*
September 28th, 2008, 12:15 pm

Cool Fundas

Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect..... .so why practice?

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.

............ ......... ... ............ ......... ......... ......... ... ........

One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

............ ......... ... ............ ......... ......... ......... ... ........

Save water.

Shower with your girl friend.

............ ......... ... ............ ......... ......... ......... ... ........

Love thy neighbour.

But don't get caught.

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ... ............ .......

Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

The wise never marry…..

And when they marry they become otherwise.

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

............ ......... ... ............ ......... ......... ......... ... ........

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

............ ......... ... ............ ......... ......... . ........... ........

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

............ ......... ... ............ ......... ......... ......... ... ........

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

When two's company, - three's the result!

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ....

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say
Sponsored links

Sponsored links

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest