Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthing,
Girl:Its Not Gud 2 Talk While Eating,
(After Eating)Girl:Nw Tell Me
Boy: Tere khane me cockrch tha
Aur marle shtyle..
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Einstein:Great mind
Newton:Genius mind
Galileo: sharp mind
Ayabhatt:Mathematics mind
& Me: Leave it, never mind
have the looks..
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Santa ke hips pe chot lagi,
Dr. Ne kaha taake lagane padenge.
Santa-ok,laga do...
Dr: Bill hua 3000.
Santa- saale taake lagye hai ya kashmiri kadhai ki hai ??
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Santa Sharab Pi Kr Scuter Se 1 Arthi Se Tkra Gya
Ded Body Gir Gyi
Log Snta Ko Pitne Lge
Snta-Abe Jo Gira H Vo To Kuch Bol Ni Rha tum Salo"NETA" kyun Ban Rhe Ho.
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Santa Underwear Lene Gaya.
Dukandar Ne Us ko 800 Rs ka Underwear Dikhaya.
Rate Sunkr Santa Bola-YAAR ROJ PEHNE WALA DE DE PARTY WEAR NHI CHAHIYE.....
