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#108572 by saurabhg
July 4th, 2009, 6:37 pm

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Joke :- what do you call a man who can't hear anything ???



Santa :- anything u want because he can't hear na.



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Ek nursery class ka bacha bola :- mam main aapko kaisa laghta hu ????



Mam :- Very Cute



Bacha apni side ke ladke se bola : dekha maine kaha tha naa line maarti hai.



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Aapki surat mere dil main aise buss gayi hai

Aapki surat mere dil main aise buss gayi hai



Jaise chote darwaje main bhains phass gayi



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Dad :- exam. Main pass ho ya fail tumhe bike jarur dunga???



Son :- thank you,



Dad :- pass hua to “PULSAR”, fail hua to RAJDUT..



Doodh bechane k liye.



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Koi aapse bole ur crazy, don't be angry,



Koi bole ur stupid, be cool.



Lekin koi bole ur SMART..



thappad maar dena sale ko majak ki bhi had hoti hai yaar.



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A good teacher is one who tells you to study hard..



but the best teacher is one stands outside the exam hall & shouts



NALAYANKO flying aa gayi parchiyaan fenko.



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Police :- tumhe kal subah 5 baje faansi di jayegi???



Santa :- ha ha ha,



Police :- hass kyu rahe ho ?



Santa :- main to uthta he subah 9 baje hu.



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Arz kiya hai



Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala….wah wah.

Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala.



Maa tata sky ko laga dala to life jhingalala..



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Sent By Amit Rajasthani
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