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#99188 by *~Pranjal~*
March 17th, 2009, 11:32 pm

girls r intelligent

So intelligent the girls are!

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from
her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine
"Devi" will come to her dreams give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she
decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer
regularly. Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier
with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her
dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Devi: O Girl, you
prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with
you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you
like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is
that?

Devi: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you
were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same
as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and all, so he is
also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10
times more than that of you.
If you are agreed, then proceed for the
1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am
ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in
the world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than
you.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me
10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the
world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the
most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you
wish.

Devi: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Devi, please give
me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very
sure!

Devi: Be as you wish. Think friends, what happened to her
boy-friend, he got a severe
heart-attack died at once, while the girl
remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl
and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the
girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them
to be. So be careful boys!
Now, girls please stop reading ... boys
continue till the end of the mail
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Boys, actually what happenned is something different than what
you all think!
Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10
TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than
the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of
the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent
than what we believe them to be. So don't worry if you think that you
have girl-friend, intelligent than you
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