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#54993 by *~Pranjal~*
June 10th, 2008, 12:05 am

laloo ji...n miscellaneous jokes

Laloo enters a shop and shouts, "Wheres my free gift with this oil?"
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>>Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji" Laloo : Ispe
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>>likha
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>>hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
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>>_________________
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>>Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God, When shall I see the
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>>defeat of Bill Clinton? " God replies:" Son, you will not see it in
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>>your
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>>lifetime. " Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
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>>Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God, when shall I see
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>>the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan." God replies:" Son, you will not
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>>see
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>>it in your lifetime". Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts
crying
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>>and goes away.
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>>Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him:" God when shall I see Bihar
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>>becoming a prosperous and happy state ?" Hearing this, God starts
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>>crying. Laaloo is astounded and asks:" God, why are you crying ? "
God
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>>replies:" Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."
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>>_________________________________
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>>Extract of Laloo Yadavs Thank U speech in English to all his guests
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>>at
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>>the conclusion of his daughters wedding festivites: "I THANK YOU
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>>ALL FOR COMING FROM BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND ALSO FROM MY WIFES
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>>BOTTOM".
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>>________________________________________
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>>Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a huge rush,
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>>the
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>>security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo replied
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>>"85 Kgs" and moved on...
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>>Laloos family planning policy : DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN
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>>ONE YEAR
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>>___________________________________
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>>At a bar in New York, the man to Laloos left tells the bartender,
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>>"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the mans companion says, "JACK
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>>DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND U
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>>sir?"
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>>Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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>>__________________________________________
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>>After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go
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>>modelling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his
elbows
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>>on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo
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>>appears on the front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption !! Laloo,
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>>third from left!
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>>A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for divorce?" Laloo
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>>replies "Marriage".
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>>After completing a jigsaw puzzle hed been working on for quite
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>>sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It
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>>took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags. "Five months? Thats too
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>>long." the friend exclaims. "You are a fool," Laloo replies. "Read
the
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>>box, it says "5-7 years".
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>>______________________________________________
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>>What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? "La loo
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