A man and a woman were drowsing contentedly in a bed,
subsequent to an afternoon of intense love making.
.
Suddenly there is the sound of a car pulling up alongside the curb
outside.
.
Partly woke up and startled, the woman pokes the man and said, "Oh shit, quick get running, that's my stupid husband."
.
With a speed of lightening, the man throws himself out of the bed, picks up his clothes, rushes to the window nude, about to jump out and suddenly stops dead.
.
"What do you mean?" he bellows, "I AM your husband!"
