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#68101 by *~Pranjal~*
August 12th, 2008, 10:02 pm

New SMS!

tharo sms jab bhi aave hai
mharo rom rom hil jaave hai
tan badan machal jaave hai
yo thare sms ki galti nahi
yo to mahro mobile hi VIBRETOR pe hove hai!!!



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jise hamne chaha use hum chah na sake
jisko chahte the use hum pa na sake
ye samajh lo dil tootne ka khel hai
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake!!!



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meri rooh wich mera yaar wasda
meri ankha wich usda deedar wasda
mainu apne darda di parwah nai
par rab kare har waqt rahe mera yaar hasda!!!



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ek ladki thi deewani si
mobile leke ghumti thi
nazrein jhuka ke
sharma ke
mobile main kuch karti thi
kuch kehna tha shayad usko
jaane kisse darti thi
jab bhi milti thi mujhse
bas yahi poocha karti thi
yeh "START"kaise hota hai?



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nazar milake humse nazar chura mat lena
dost banakar hame dushman bana mat dena
mana ki hum door hain aapse
isi baat ko bahana banakar humko bhula mat dena!!!



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fiza main tum ho, hawaon main tum ho
baharon main tum ho ghataon main tum ho
dhoop main tum ho,chhaon main tum ho
sach hi suna hai buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota!!!



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iam not wealthy but have a rich heart
iam not the best but try my best
i may not be right in everything
but i was not wrong in choosing u 2 b my -FRIEND-!!!



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patriotic song by a "sardar"
ae mere vatan de logo
zara ankh wich bhar leyo pani
jo shaheed hue hain onna di
tussi ghar le aayo "JANANI"!!!



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dil se dil lagakar to dekho
meri yaad main aansoo bahakar to dekho
sms to kya tumhe call bhi karenge
bas ek baar mera mobile"recharge" karwa kar to dekho!!!



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ae khuda aaj ye faisla kar de
use mera ya mujhe uska karde
bahut dukh sahe hain maine
koi khushi ab mere muqaddar karde
bahut mushkil lagta hai usse door rehna
judai ke is safar ko kam karde
jitna door chala gaya hai wo mujhse
use utna hi mere kareeb karde
nahi likha agar naseeb main uska naam
to khatm kar ye zindgani aur mujhe fanaa karde!!!



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ruthna mat hame manana nahi aata
door mat jaana hame bulana nahi aata
tum bhool jaao tumhari marzi
hum kya karein hame to bhulana bhi nahi aata....



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socho ke pani se juda hokar ye
machhliyan kyo tadap kar mar jaati hain
na maloom tha unko k nazdikiyan adat aur
aadat aksar zindgi ban jaati hai....!!!



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na khairiyat na koi paigaam aaya hai
jo chaha nahi wo anjaam aaya hai
kya dost ne bhula di dosti meri
aaj na dua na koi paigam aaya hai...



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dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand ho use ILU kehna
agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat
raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyaari behna milti rehna"



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kafan na daalo mere chehre pe
mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki
kyun dafnate ho meri laash ko
mujhe ab bhi ummid hai mere dost ke laut aane ki!!!



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zindgi lambi hai dost banate rahiye
dil mile na mile haath milate rahiye
"TAJ" mat banana bahut costly padega
par har gali main ek MUMTAJ banate rahiye!!!



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1 medical student ne apni sunder si classmate ko apne khoon
se likha love letter dekar kaha "mujhe iska jawab zaroor dena"
next day ladki ne jawab diya...
tumhara blood group A+ve hai, hemoglobin ki kami hai,test report
batati hai ki tumhe jaundice bhi ho sakta hai!!!



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when i call u...
1 ring means i'm thinking of u
2 ring means i like u
3 ring means i missing u
4 ring means i need u
5 ring means NALAYAK PHONE UTHA!!!!


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surat par aapki fida hokar
hamne tasveer aapki banwai hai
ghar ko hamare nazar na lage
isliye wo tasveer bahar chhaje par tangwai hai!!!



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American to a sardar- hamare yahan to shaadi E-Mail se ho jaati hai
sardar ji- oye kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf FEMALE se hi hoti hai!!!
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