"Potentiality" and "reality"

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"Potentiality" and "reality"

Postby Sanjeev » June 16th, 2009, 12:16 pm

  

"Potentiality" and "reality"

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between

"Potentiality" and "reality"?"

Dad: "I will show you"

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford

for 1 million dollars"?

Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for

1 Million dollars?

Daughter:" Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with

Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?

Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1million

Dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying:" You see son,

"Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in

"Reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.
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