Some Funny Newspaper Lines . . .
Many people has this habit of tearing apart newspapers for their various uses. When these torn newspapers are read along with the back-page seen from the torn part, they make for some really
funny reading...
(1)Military rule established in Pakistan . . . rabid dogs terrorize people!
(2)Mallika Sherawat declared her refusal to shed clothes . . . many people fainted!
(3)Madhuri Nene is trying to re-enter
bollywood . . . choli back in fashion!
(4)Ayesha Takia starring in the movie 'Tarzan' . . . apes restless in the zoo!
(5)Shilpa Shetty received honorary doctor's degree in London . . . doctors revolt!
(6)Salman seen drunk-driving again . . . footpaths deserted due to chill!
(7)Katrina put the fashion show ablaze . . . fire-fighters having a tough time!
(8)In U.S.A. male and female prisoners sneak past the
security . . . abortion rate very high!
(9)
Indian heroes to act with Pak. actresses . . . revenge motive guessed!
