The eternal argument, dispute, quarrel
or
just simple, loving JEST????

MOODS OF A WOMAN

A WOMAN'S POINT OF VIEW...

1. An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction.

2. She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

3. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.

4. She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.

5. At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.[/list]

MOODS OF A MAN

THE MAN'S RESPONSE

1. That, my dear, is called BEING CONSISTENT IN BEHAVIOUR...
2. And Thank God....he is only HORNY..not THORNY....
3. And whatever you do my dear, it only makes him love you more..

With apologies, wherever due...

Sent by: Good Man