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#38388 by *~Pranjal~*
April 12th, 2008, 12:58 am

Thought for Soul

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For those who want to say goodbye to your company...

Time to say good bye

Hi all,

It gives me great relief to flee from the Project _________ at __________ where I have wasted the last ____ years loitering on this project.

I sincerely want to express my deep unexpressed feelings (hatred, disgust, rancour, frustration, malice..) towards my PL __________________ , whose useless suggestions, ignorance, negligence and continual cribbing have given this project its current distorted shape. Every long and vague discussions with him have left me more confused shattering my fragile fundamentals. All the goals laid down by him were completely ambiguous which totally contradicted those laid down by the Module Leader(ML) .

I will also like to extend my disgust to those who have unnecessarily showed undue interest in this project by poking their noses and hammering suggestions in areas which did not in any way concern them. The final code of this delivery is screwed up by my PL and ML without looking a single line of the code. Their destructive criticism and sardonic and superfluous remarks coupled with shabby grammar are greatly depreciated. All support groups have put in their best efforts to make matters from bad to worse.

Lastly I would like to thank all my friends for providing competent atmosphere to set high scores in all the computer games and helping me to endure through this catastrophe.

Worst Regards

A battered Team Member Soul
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