Some Extreme One-Liners
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
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Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
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Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
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Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
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