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#43078 by *~Pranjal~*
April 27th, 2008, 10:44 pm

2+2= ???

Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention

80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a
"Sardars Are Not stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that Sardars are not stupid.

Can I have a volunteer?"

A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and
steps up to the stage.
The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously
everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 sardars start cheering,
"Give him another chance!
Give him another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 Of you in one place and we have the
worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I
guess we can give him another chance.

" So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually Says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected Sigh -
everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and
the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting,

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha
than damage,eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more
chance.

What is 2 plus 2?
The surd closes his eyes, and after a whole minute
eventually says, "Four?".

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out
as all 80,000 surdies jump To their feet, wave their
arms, stomp their feet and scream...
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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
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