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#36834 by *~Pranjal~*
April 7th, 2008, 12:15 am

Wife Vs Husband

A husband read an article to his wife about how many

Words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,

"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be so

stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The
wife responded,

"Allow me to

explain. God made me beautiful so you would be
attracted to me; God


me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

A young man was having some money problems,
and needed $200 to get his car fixed and roadworthy again.

But had run out of people to borrow from.

So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge
and says to his father. "I need to borrow two hundred dollars," he says.

At the other end, his father says,
"Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."

The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!"

"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.

The operator cuts in,
"Sorry to bottom in, But I can hear him perfectly clearly."

The father says, "Good. YOU send him the money!"


Good and Bad News

A man gets a telephone call from a doctor.

The doctor says:"About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news and some bad news."

The man asks for the good news first.
"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live," says the doctor.

The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news?"

To this the doctor replies: "I couldn't call you yesterday!"
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