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Bill Clinton died

PostPosted: December 22nd, 2008, 10:41 pm
by *~Pranjal~*
Bill Clinton died

When he reached the pearly gates and knocked, St. Peter asked "Who is it?"
Clinton said, "It`s me, Bill Clinton."
Peter asked, "Have you done anything wrong that I should know about?"
Clinton said, "I smoked pot once, but you can`t hold it against me because I did not inhale. I was unfaithful to my wife, but you cannot hold it against me because I didn`t have s**. I lied, but you can`t hold it against me because I didn`t commit perjury."

Peter said "Well we are going to send you to a place, but we`re not going to call it Hell. You are going to stay there for a while, but we are not going to call it eternity."